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Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.
"Why is Chris so rude to me?"
Oh, thats just how Chris is.
A simply beautiful guy. He may come off shy at first, but when you get to know him, you’ll see that he’s kind and really funny! He makes you feel like you rule the world. Remember: He may seem innocent at first, but as he comes out of his shell, you’re see he isn’t!
Girl 1: Omg I think I love Chris!
Girl 2: Ask him out then
They type of person that will say your his best friend but not really but some how he tricks girl into liking him but he secretly gay. He pretends to be nice and that he cares but he really doesn’t. He will try to ruin your life but won’t becasue he not a real man. He’s great tho
The type of person that will be your best friend in the beginning and by the end will leave you wondering what you did wrong and then act like you never existed or that he/she cared. Also only be around for his happiness not yours and he not a real man because he won’t own up to his shit.
Wow Chris is my best friend I’m so lucky to have her
A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3
Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*