Ryan<3

ryan is a perfect boy, yes sometimes he can be a dick but hes very sweet and funny hes also a soft ball player<3 (he loves balls LOL) ryans so perfect that i could stare into his eyes forever i love ryan sm but, sometimes he doesnt notice. I LOVE U RYAN

"hey have u seen Ryan<3!!?"
"erm no.." (lying)
I LOVE U RYAN SM

Ryan McMullen

He’s cool I guess.

I’m gonna be just like Ryan McMullen

Ryan So

Trash at basketball. 6 foot for what. Trash at every video game that he plays. Decent at volleyball maybe.

Ryan so is very tall.

Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

Ryan Energy

Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:

- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe

- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey

"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."

"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."

Ryan flipping

Ryan flipping is exactly the same as Jedi flipping but without the jedi.. fuck those religious zealots

Wook #1 "what droogs are you on?"
Work #2 "man I took all the drools. I'm ryan flipping my tits off"

Ryan Joseph Heath

A really, cute, hot, jacked, ripped, sweet, funny, and adorable army boi.

"Dang Ryan Joseph Heath is the best boyfriend ever."