Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can
Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
An empty soda can designed for you to piss in for uninterrupted gaming. If it's wide enough. you may be able to fit a few dukes in there too.
I am ready to ROCK this valorant game, got my gaming cans ready
Noun
A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something
Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street
You are such a "Canned Fruit"!
A question to ask a friend if they are alright and can continue to hangout after they got hurt.
My friend ran into the door and hit his arm the other day so I asked him “can you play?” to make sure he was still cool to go out.