Ghost Kit

A cat on Twitter.com who as no idea what's going on, the accounts @ is @kit_i_think

Jim: "hey do you follow ghost Kit on Twitter?
Bob: "Jim what the hell are you talking about!?"

Time to Ghost

When you are in the middle seat of an suv with a guy named Pablo and a friend passing a blunt and blowing fat thick clouds

“Gotta go! Time to ghost with mindi”

ghost anus

1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.

Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:

Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus

Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.

Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.

fighting ghosts

when someone pretends or lies about receiving backlash

"he thinks people are rioting over his latest message, he's fighting ghosts"

e-ghost

Leave a virtual social gathering without any indication.

Kristy was none too happy when Matthew e-ghosted, leaving her alone with friends on FaceTime last night.

Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/

“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”