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The feeling of the cheese grater on my dick filled me with such euphoric pleasure, beyond anything I've ever felt before.
When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day
Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!
A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.
Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?
Any type of rash or skin ailment caused by a person"s Jeans or Pants being crammed in their butt crack
That Girl is suffering from Goattage Cheese.I told Her to buy looser fitting pants
What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.
John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese
When you underperform to someone considered your inferior
Damn, you got frickin' cheese whipped
When Cheetos can't be pronounced by girls who scream and laugh
AA: Cheetos?
LL: You mean Cheese Toes?
AA: Who made that?
LL: Little Laurenz duh!