Bigfoot Fish

The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.

Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.

*In a submarine*

Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!

Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!

Guy 2: No way man! No way!

Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!

Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!

Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.

Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!

Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.

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Fish-hooked

To wind someone up to the point they bite and exude small bouts of rage in disagreement.

"Wow, did you see how much Ryan was fish-hooked by Tom?"
"I did, how embarrassing for the bloke"

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Pussy Fish

When someone is at a party and they refuse to drink and the pussy fish crew of women come up and party boy them, and rub themselves all over the said pussy fish.

Jesus Breanna, stop being such a pussy fish and drop that shot already!

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Jelly Fish

Female sportbike rider who is passive, average looking, and conservative when riding. Opposite of jelly fish is "sharkie".

"Erica is such a jelly fish." or "I love jelly fish"

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Fish Kiss

When a guy eats out a girls pussy during her periode

Girl 1: James gave me a fish kiss
girl 2: ewwwww das dirrty

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fish sticks

a gross nugget stick made with parasites. no joke man. no joke. if u don't belive me, look on google. NEVER EAT FISH STICKS! unless u wanna die. DIE!!!!

the fish sticks in the bags that smell like poop

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Swedish Fishing

The act of a man inserting a swedish fish into his dickhole, and then having his girlfriend proceed to sucking it out and shove it in her ass for the man to suck out

"I love the fruity flavor of Swedish Fishing in my mouth!"

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