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No u: often used by a person who doesn't want to have a social interaction, with a mind that can't elaborate a complete sentence informing the other person that he doesn't want to talk, repeating "no u" for every sentence he hear, annoying every person around him.
Examples:
"Person 1: Do you want to play with me?
Person 2: no u"
"Manager: i'm going to fire you, for list of reasons
Person: no u"
One of the most strongest weapons in the world
Jake: you are stupid
Casey: no u
Jake: *dies in a very painfull death*
literally unstoppable, nothing can override this. the end of all, nothing is worse than this.
BILL: ur mom gay
FRANK: ur dad lesbian
BILL: ur sister a mister
FRANK: ur granny a tranny
BILL: no u
*the whole world implodes on itself and the fucking rapture starts*
An alternate for saying "I'm gay" If someone uses this as an excuse, the person you are arguing with is actually gay and you automatically win the argument
Person 1: You have no life lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ah yes, I didn't know you were gay too.
No u should only be used if you are back in a conner as it can and will cause mass destruction to the person on the reciveing end.
Garret: ur mom gay Jack : ur dad lesbian
Garret: sister mister
Jack: Family tree LGBT
Garret: Jack stop I don't want to do this to you
Jack: Do it straighty
Garret: No u
Jack: * A metor strikes Jack square in the forecast head, God nor the Devil can accept him into the after life. Jack is left wondering throughout space and time, helpless.*
Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.
Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*