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A blatantly terrible and profoundly unsatisfying definition that makes you wonder how in the world it got accepted in the first place.
One theory is that there are two populations of Urban Dictionary editors with ingrained muscle memories that cause them to continuously click either publish or don't publish so much that even if they wanted to deviate from their tradition, their impulse takes over and a great opportunity is squandered.
Accidental Urban Dictionary publications are clearly a result of those editors that love to click publish rather than don't publish nonstop.
The opposite of accidental Urban Dictionary publications is difficult to define, since the poor people who submitted those definitions probably deserved to have their exquisitely clever definitions published but received a rejection email anyway due to judges who couldn't change their clicking pattern fast enough for one good definition in a string of bad ones.
Urban Dictionary Editor 1: Oops my muscle memory caused me to accidentally click don't publish for that definition I liked.
Urban Dictionary Editor 2: It's ok, what you just did is compensated by the fact that editors allow accidental Urban Dictionary publications through all the time.
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An absolute cunt of a human being.
"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided not to publish it. Don't take it personally!"
"F*ck that! I f*cking hate those Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors!"
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A word that makes it to "word of the day" status on urbandictionary.com which is not actually in common usage but is in fact the creation of a modern-day Shakespeare-wannabe.
Dude 1: "Hey, dude, I don't want to go with my girlfriend to the opera this November."
Dude 2: "Dude, tell her that it is... uh.. Brovember, and that you have to hang out with your bros." (polishes off bottle of Jagermeister)
Dude 1: "Awesome, if I post it on Urban Dictionary then I can show her that this is a real thing and then I won't have to go!"
Satan (listening nearby): "I will ensure that this becomes an Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day. Muhuhuhahaha!"
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an ostensibly wonderful collaborative web effort, to define existing slang as well as coin new terms, which in reality is a scam that steals our contributions and prints them on mugs that cost $19.95.
the reason i posted that thing on urban dictionary dot com was to make the most ironic purchase of my life.
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The term used to describe someone who is posting something totally useless just to look cool on this site.
Also used by blaggers who try to look like they do stuff like take drugs etc.
Origin... Me, I just made it up.
Bill: "A Baggie is a bottle with a bag on the bottom used to smoke weed, ive used one and they rock!"
Ben: "I dont care, dude your such an Urban Dictionary-er."
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A douchtardian race of liberals whose acceptance of content falls short of offending their swollen disposition.
I submitted a few definitions to the Editors of Urban Dictionary, and like the douchtards they are, they rejected a critical definition.
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n. a greeting addressed to Urban Dictionary on their 11th birthday. Thank you for the words and making me laugh, and for the urban word of the day in my e-mails.
Happy birthday Urban Dictionary!
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