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Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.

Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.

by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022


apple

Apple is an golden apple from minecraft. The golden apple can be crafted with 9 golden ingots, 1 apple. You need a crafting table to craft it. The golden apple was added in 1.3.1 The golden apple gives u also effects such as Absorption I for 2 minutes (providing 4 points of absorption health) Regeneration II (1 every 25 ticks, × 0.4 per second) for 5 seconds (long enough to heal 4 points of damage)

I HAVE TO EAT A GOLDEN APPLE I AM FUCKING DIENG

by goldennggr July 18, 2022


apple

fruit. That's it i guess...

I like apples
i fucking love apples

by FfowDawg June 3, 2017


Apple

Fruit

Do you want eat Apple?
Yeah, please

by Derkimiz July 2, 2018


Apple

You bitch. Apple is a fruit, and not a fucking definition to be searched here. If you are reading this you're retarded.

Wow! Look an apple! I don't know what that is!

by Antiochus March 14, 2020


Apple

‘Apple’ or ‘Apples’ means white people. Mostly used for when describing white girls.

Originated in West London in the late 80s, it is most commonly used by black people to describe white people and white women.

“There were a lot of apples in the club.”
“I took home this apple last night. She was hot.”

by Cat Weazel September 30, 2019


Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021