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How to beat the game

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out

Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 3, 2021


i beat citra

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i beat citra by varse woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by b vhgb uyhjbg October 25, 2022


gettin' beat

When a person is either previously intoxicated or about to do so.

For example, "hey bruh we gettin' beat tonight?"

Bro! I drank six doubles mang! I'm gettin' beat.

by Castrodubular March 9, 2017


Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017


beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016


Beat A Jayden Day

Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.

Got any targets for "Beat A Jayden Day?"

by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024


risky beat

When a song comes on that makes you want to party hard. It is the inception of the idea to go out and get wasted

" hey go put floor fillers on the radio, replies: no man that's a 'risky beat' for a Monday"

by FesoJMG February 10, 2018