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David

A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.

Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)

by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022


david

he’s a bum

did you see david he’s such a bum

by Papaws June 5, 2022


David

Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 6, 2021


David

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023


David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021


David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022


David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.

"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"

by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022