Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?

Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

Vogue-don't

It's used when someone, usually a female, severely violates fashion code. It's like trying to cram 20 pounds of potatoes into a five pound bag. This phrase is used for when the fashion police should be able to arrest someone for idiotic fashion judgment, like heavy women wearing spandex or booty shorts. I mean...what are they THINKING!!!???

Whoa, check out that fat chick wearing leggings! Now there's a Vogue-Don't!

don't late

"don't late" have the same meaning as "Don't be late".
It's an easier and lazier way to say "Don't be late".
Don't correct it to "Don't be late". It is too long.

Karen! please don't late for the class if you want to get an A grade in the "Attitude to Learning" part.

Don't Give 2 Shits till Sundown

Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.

I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.

don't stunt

another way of saying don't flex

or don't sneak diss

person one - have you ever been cheated on?
person two - yes
person three - don't stunt on John

john is the person who cheated on them