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A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.
Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.
Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.
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Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.
he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.
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A douche bag is:
A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.
B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.
Eww is that a douche bag.
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A fuck face dude who is a total prick to others and doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say.
He's such a douche conoe
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Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.
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Someone who can be skwallerwagged easily and has no life at all and is stupid as all hell!
there was this new kid dylan in our school and he seemed to be the biggest general douche ever! all he did was sleep, scream at kids and bitch to the teachers!
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The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI
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