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mixed eggs

Professional mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 23, 2020


mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 23, 2020


Abdul curry Karim egg

A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs

Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”

by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019


Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

by edgelord191 February 11, 2019


Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021


egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher

Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 6, 2023


Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023