Professional mixed eggs
Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??
Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird
A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs
Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”
Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.
Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.
One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.
Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”
“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”