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Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
My friend plays as frieza in dargon bowel fighterz and he is good wwith him imve neva seen dargobowel but the gam be gud he be a mean lad
Me: ASDGHGSVGFGHDSJJHBDFGDHSJHFDGBSH NOIT UIGLBFHODSFBJO
friend : heee heeee heeee im using fireza from dargo boul fighteresz
A legendary man, who may or may not be Schitzo. Living his life under a rock, uh oh hes coming right now.. HELP!!!
Erm.
Hamza from Pluto is a Rapist
Hamza from Pluto is the ricehst man on discord
When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.
"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
kouki is the cutest femboy in the playboi carti server
he is known for making shitty beats and his associate wavez that nuked the carti cord server with his bot pluto
“yo kouki from carti cord you wanna come out here”