A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.
Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.
Alternate Term for a Jew
Or
A Faguido
Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"
Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"
A lanky lad that fears josh arfa
Josh arfa is beating a kid up, it must be Michael Bradley
The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.
We cute we tight we 4L
Mikey has big oenis and caroline has tight oussy
I love #you #caroline - micheal
Guuu
Caroline and Michael
Person: did you see Caroline snd midheal togeyhher?
Me: ye i wish i had their relationship 💦😭😠
a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet
even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.