oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

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oh shit man (Pronounced meng)

This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.

Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?

Mexican How meng?

Jared: To get to the other side!

Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!

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Oh My Days

The posh way of OMG used only by people with class.

Someone with a british accent whispered "Oh My Days" to me at the club.

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oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D

Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*

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oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

When someone says something disgusting

Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

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oh so squishy and so fat

Cute, likable, of a cute physical nature or appearance. Does not literally mean chubby, or anything of that nature. Fun to say, record yourself saying it and then listen to it. Do not ever say it to teachers.

Also written: ososquishyandsofat
Pronounced: o-so-squishy-nd-so-....FAAT

1. Cat: Meeeow?
Me: You are oh so squishy and so fat

2. cat tries to jump thru my bedroom window, not realising glass is impenetrable, a solid mass
Me: to self Oh so squishy and so fat.

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