Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

Bong Beer

Fill a bong/dab rig with beer, take a rip, then chug the beer from the bong

Friend 1: I wanna get crossed
Friend 2: do a Bong Beer

beer banged

When Hailey makes up random sayings/words.

Hailey: “I am the aborted cat fetus of kittens.”

Me: wow you really beer banged that one out Hailey

Beer Titties

Breast the grow bigger due to the consumption of beer. This is a new phenomenon caused by the Removel of body fat by cosmetic surgery such as tummy tuck and 360’ mom make over. It is similar to Beerbelly but all the fat cells have been removed and only fat in the breast are left to swell and grow from use of alcoholic beverages.

Mary is growing big beer titties since she had her tummy tuck last year. All that beer she drinks no long goes to her butt or gutt, it goes directly to her titties

Accessory beer

Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed

Man I blew all my money first semester so I'm just gonna rock an accessory beer tonight

Beer Belly

A large belly that pokes out

That dude has a massive beer belly!

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.