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A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.
Cashier: "You want fries with that?"
Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"
Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"
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a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.
Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato
The silencer of a gun.
Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound
a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it
A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus
“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous
an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.
"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"
When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.
When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!