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The sweet potato queens are a bunch of women who are in their middle age years. The purpose of the organization is to help women who have gone through difficult times and wanna have some crazy fun, or, just women who wanna have crazy fun. The idea is that any man or woman deserves to be the king or queen of SOMETHING, and thus, this was born. They march in a parade in Jackson, Mississippi, on Saint Patty's day. Think the red hat society, but more fun, and with more drinking. The head Queen, Jill Connor Brown, has written a series of books. Read them if you get the chance.
The native language of the Sweet Potato Queens is "Y'all-bonics"
"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"
THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike assfuck. You have never been around here have you?
Lock yourself in a cage in Upstate Orange County where you are from and throw away the key. Just make sure the computer is far enough away from you.
A dairy queen dip is when a guy is screwing someone up the ass and when he pulls out he was shit at the end of his dick. Hence a dairy queen dip because of how a ice cream cone is dipped into chocolate.
A man screws his girl friend up the ass and comes out with a dairy queen dip.
Usually one of the biggest Native chics on the rez, mostly grouped up with other Fry bread queens but then you would call that a herd of buffalo.
Steven: Damn that girl is so fine
Patrick: I know your not talking about that fry bread queen.
Steven: NO not your wife, the one behind your wife.
Patrick: Fuck you Steve.
A girl who loves and is extremely good at giving blow jobs. She does not abuse her skill but instead uses it on those she finds worthy of her talents. Not just any girl can be one, for they will willingly go for the nuts and a man's taint. Also beware she has teeth and knows how to use them as well as knows how to give hickeys on a penis and they do hurt. Also, when asking for a hand job it'll happen but it'll turn into a blowjob because she got bored and or her hands got tired.
Gabriel "Dude, Lexi is a total Skull queen!"
Seth "What? No way!"
Gabriel "Yeah, her blowjobs are so amazing, and she just gives them to me whenever she wants."
Seth "She is a Goddess!"
In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
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I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
Rhonda York is a loving, caring woman who hates children, but loves her old ass dog. She teaches English 10 Honors and is the reason i get up in the morning. If you ever see this Rhonda know that i love you with alllllll my heart. <3
Excuse me Queen Rhonda York... what was the answer to five.
"I don't Know", said Queen Rhonda York.