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The coolest guy and a proper gezza
“Hey look it’s Ben, don’t you just you were friends with him”
A man who usually had a huge penis, bigger than all other penises. If you decide to mess with him or his men he will slap you with his massive elephant balls. He is super based and super intelligent. It would seem that his balls have a mind of their own! Its incredible.
Friend 1: Holy shit, is that a Ben!? I heard he has a massive shlong.
Friend 2: Don't think about messing with him, he will tear you a new prostate.
Ben is overall very attractive. He is slightly shy if you don't know him, but when you get to know him, he is very romantic. Ben is very sexual and likes to make random jokes. He makes you laugh at the dumbest things that aren't funny when other people say them. You need to get to know him, because you will be very annoyed with yourself if you don't. He is also a good drawer. A Ben is one of the most athletic and handsome people you will ever meet.
"See that hot guy over there? He's called Ben!! I love him already, but i'm too shy to tell him..."
Ben’s are the most amazing people to exist, they’re gorgeous in every way, and their amazing personality makes them even more attractive! They have huge hands, feet and .....
Oh his name’s Ben? He’s a keeper!
Ben is one gnarly dude. Standing a little taller than the rest, Ben outshines the competition with his rockin' sense of humor, his amazing improv skillz, and most importantly... in bed;-) Ben isn't down for anyone who won't goof-y it up. What is especially key to note is that Ben appreciates a nice review after services have been provided.
"Bennnn." *Joey from friends voice*
"Ben, you remind me a bit of Aiden from Sex and the City."