When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock
Oh man I cream socked him so bad
You gonna make a cream sick later?
Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
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When during sex a man pisses with his sperm
Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night