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English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022


The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021


touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024


Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock

Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?

by Breecreamsock September 17, 2015


Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

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Golden cream chaser

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm

Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

by Fuck dog 37 June 5, 2022