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A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
A deadbeat who’s never around.
Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!
Mind fucks you
Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid
Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow
Did you hear david cheated on her?
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David is the best person you'll ever meet. They are so kind, sweet and caring, and make you feel loved all the time. They give amazing hugs and make you feel better instantly. They try to help with everything, and always do great things for other people. They are very excitable and have the vibes of a golden retriever. They love everyone and will tell people how incredible they are constantly <33
"Who's that?"
"David, the nicest guy in the world <33"
David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay
A really hot Turkish guy, he pulls all the girls like daut there twins and also is has the best game and is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have