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The female alternative to no nut November, women cannot masturbate, cum or have any form of intercourse
Women: How’s NNN
Man:Just wait till forbidden finger February
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The act of male masturbation.
Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.
Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.
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1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”
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*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
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3 Fingers Up means you like sucking on cheesy toes.
“Chad’s holding 3 fingers up”
*he must like sucking cheesy toes*
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Great Irish punk band. Many wonderful songs about English colonization in Northern Ireland. "Alternative Ulster" is the best song in the world.
Stiff Little Fingers rocks
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When you dip your cock in hot sauce, roll it in some form of breadcrumbs and then proceed to ram it into a bitch's mouth and yell out "do you want fries with that, bitch?"
I took Ross' mom out for dinner and asked if she wanted a Louisiana Chicken Finger and oh yes she wanted some fries!!!
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