Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

Dad

That one person that went to the store to get some milk bet never came back with milk.

Dad went to go get milk

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?