Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive

Damn, my dad just died!

dad

someone you fuck every night

fuck me harder, daddy

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?