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Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021


dad

gone

my dad is gone

by al3j_ndr0 January 27, 2021


Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021


dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022


Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

by gay_toaster March 1, 2022


Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019


Dad

That one person that went to the store to get some milk bet never came back with milk.

Dad went to go get milk

by Hithere65 September 25, 2019