Tom

A boy with a cat called Vladamir. He is cat killer

Tom has a cat

Tom

a dad with a sexy wife who inspires to be rich but works a 9-5 and lives a modest life

That guy is a tom.

Tom

A minor who gets rinsed / shit-faced every weekend if not more often.

"Oh would ya look at that, there's a Tom here."

Tom

Has a nice ass

Wow!, have you looked at Tom's nice ass?

tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.

woah tom your dick is massive

Toms

Is very afraid of most things imaginable, listens to everyone and has the dumbest opinions.
Most often has a little winer and cries while only passing puberty at 21.

Toms what do you like to do for fun?

Tom

A nerd. Toms are very smart and not very sporty. Toms are average height and is good at writing and cartography.

Wow, he is such a Tom. He cant do sport.