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will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Chris is hella good at Mario kart
will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Chris is hella good at Mario kart
hes literally the most handsome mf (mother fucker) anyone would ever meet.
ladies take your opportunity while it's still available
chris
Chris is a Chad. He's probably your boss at work. handsome guy too.
chris is amazing, he just taught me how to become rich
Guys who have it bad for girls named Farrah. The kind of guy who would drive to her job just to drop off a jacket she could have picked up at any time. Chris just cant get enough. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.
"Chris is down baaad for Farrah, someone get him some milk!"
Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.
Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."
He Is Amazing
He Can Make you laugh
He has the sweetest smile
He don't take shit from no one
He loves to party a bit
He will fall for you and make you his queen
He knows how to treat a woman
He loves his friends and family
He smart
He sexy and handsome
He loves to be kinky and have fun in bed if you let him
He loves to tease you until you give in
And He is the most Truthful guy you can meet
He Has brown eyes, brown hair, tall, and his abs are in great shape....
Don't lose him if you got one...It'll be a great mistake.
Girl one: Woah girl, looks like you got a Chris on your hands
Me: Yeah...Plus he awesome in bed ;)