drop a hot single

referring to JC Chasez, when asked "what are you up to?" by a reporter on the red carpet he said "I'm about to drop a hot single."
He's kind of a tool, so the saying morphed into a phrase you say on the way to the bathroom to take a shit.

"I'm gonna go drop a hot single" "I just dropped a hot single" "did you drop a hot single"

it is also possible to "drop a hot double" this is when 2 big chunks of crap fall out of you.

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dropping the kids off

reply given when asked in a quiet restraunt where youre going when you suddenly up and leave the table shortly after finishing an ill prepared fish dish. loudly, yet not obnoxiously whilst pointing to the toilets... "oh, im just going to drop the kids off." everyone by then should assume youre off to take a huge shit.

"... ill be back in about 10, just dropping the kids off. "

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dropping the prison soap

Fuck up big time. If one drops the soap in a prison shower, they'll get ass raped.

George: Shit I broke the tv
Bob: Looks like you dropped the prison soap this time....Wanna go get some ice cream?
George: sure.
(a cookie to the first person who figures out that reference)

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Chicago drop and dash

Taking a shit in a friend or relative's toilet then leaving without flushing. Preferably when said friend/relative is sleeping or at work. Even more preferable to catch a cross country flight afterward.

"Hey Todd, that was a nice Chicago drop and dash you did on your brother before catching that flight to Seattle.

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you dropped something

when a friend tells his friend he dropped something in class

john : yo von you dropped something

von * bends over and picks it up *

*pounding*

teacher : JOHN NO FUCKING WHILE YOUR TESTS

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dropping your guard

When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too

Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.

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Dropping the B-Bomb

When a girl of interest casually includes the subject of her boyfriend in conversation. It's unexpected and requires you to reevaluate the current situation.

Boy, "So how was your weekend?"

Girl, "It was great, thanks! You would of thought it was funny. I got caught in the rain on the way back from my boyfriend's house!"

Boy thinking, "Damn, she was Dropping the B-Bomb. Oh well."

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