no eyed girl

when neil cicierega spirit phone the lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
some random guy: holy shit neil cicierega

Nirvana Girls

A girl that wears over-sized Nirvana graphic tees without listening to a single album or song of Nirvana’s. When questioned about their shirt they usually reply that they either “liked the design” or “love them but can’t remember a single lyric or song title.” Nirvana girls are the beginning of a clueless movement of young millennials and teens that spend hundreds of dollars on artists and films that they’ve never heard or seen and therefore do not understand. The Nirvana Girls movement has all of the trademarks of a consumeristic cult that’s bent on aggravating and instilling violent feelings in true Nirvana fans that have been disciples of their music.

How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Okay, there was something weird about 8 out of 10 girls I saw at Venice Beach, however.

What’s that?

They were all wearing the same Nirvana graphic tee.

Oh, those are Nirvana Girls, it’s a growing movement that’s bent on ridiculing Nirvanas fan-base.

Semicolon girl

It's a washed down/bearable version of a female grammar nazi. They know how to use semicolons effectively. Such a girl will reply to each and every clause of your text message in a sequential order. Such girls are hard to come by; if you are in possession of one, don't let them drift into the social-butterflyness zone.

Azra isn't your typical social butterfly that you meet at every corner; she is a semicolon girl who knows how to act decent.

Friend that’s a girl

When you don’t want to call your female Acquaintance your girlfriend.

Mom: honey, have you made any friends today?
Son: only one. She is my new friend that’s a girl!

Since the boy didn’t want to call his new friend his girlfriend, he called her his “friend that’s a girl”

glow girl

an empowered young woman who strives to support other girls, embraces herself to the fullest and radiates an undeniable light.

She is such a glow girl, her confidence and kindness is beautiful.

PHSG girls

‘Pretoria high school girls’

Known for their designer worthy green dresses. Girls in this school have won gold in the Olympics for being the ‘slowest walkers in history’ and ‘consuming the most food in the back of a classroom.’ Known for the numerous grade eights going missing in the giant maze of the school on the first day .
Girls high girls always have each other backs and are always there for each other. Sisters in green...

‘Oh look at those PHSG girls, I wanna be like them when I grow up’

Jolene (girl)

She is the most caring person ever to be met. Besides her overwhelmingly amazing appearance, she will laugh at the most random shit ever. She never fails to make people laugh in any way. If she is older than you, and a year ahead in school, she will insist that she is just plain smarter than you (saying “I am your age, what are you talking about”) She is most likely exposed to the griddy and getting sturdy anytime somebody even hints her to do it. Let’s talk about appearance and personality. She probably has the hourglass body shape and likes to call herself amazing, being self-centred (jokingly) but will not refuse to bring your mood up when you are feeling down. Watch out, if she finds a phrase that she finds funny, that’s all she gon b saying for an ENTIRE month.

Jolene (girl)