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a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.
when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told
"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."
when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about
did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!
The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it
My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.
When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.
I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch
When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened
Go away you fat ride
"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"