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A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?
Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
Meaning I'm really busy, really busy, or swamped with task.
Man 1: How has work been lately?
Man 2: Dude, Snakes and Alligators! We've been swamped lately!
When someone is stopping you from getting back onto the stage in Super Smash Bros.
Stop being a ledge snake Tomas and let me grab the ledge.
To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom
After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.
When something just makes complete and utter sense!
Drinking wine with the bubble butts right now makes snake 🐍
The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)
She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.