10,000 Year Old Dick

An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.

John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!

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Old mans mouth

vagina - female genitalia

"OMG!Look at her Old mans mouth"

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good old bree

the alter ego of brian heaton

brians the coolest kid around

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Rap old head

Either a ten year old or a third year old male who’s playlist consist of Eminem Tupac biggie and refuses to accept the change in rap

⚠️Rap Old head⚠️

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Me old china

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate

Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...

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old mill grange

the funnest place in the whole wide world.

i can't wait to go back to "old mill grange"

i know, i'm getting buttlerflies just thinking about it...

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Old Man Saggy Ass

A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.

"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."

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