hung like a baby

to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born

Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*

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dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.

Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.

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I don't like

As in dislike, denial, or hatred of something or someone

I don't like how Gabriel treated me at school today...

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I like this one

An overly used comment that is posted on almost everyone who is a myspace whore's picture. This comment has been used so much that it is a cliche.

Anyone who posts this comment should rot in the fiery pits of hell.

some emo fag posted this comment under one of my pics. "I like this one".

They'll die for that...

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smell like money

1. The achievement of the ultimate level of freshness where everything one does generates revenue.
2. To actually smell like US currency.

Three Six Mafia speaks on how they smell like money on the song "Smell Like Money"

I look, I feel, I smell like money.

Ay that mayne is a bawss. And he smell like money. I admire him greatly.

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hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.

Big D is hung like a horse

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm - all the letters on a common qwerty keyboard.
also what you search when you're bored.
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq - doing actual stuff instead of doing homework(I'd rather do mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq).
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp - When you're too cool to be that bored.
plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq - ok you're crazy.

I have a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

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