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A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.
Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room
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An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
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A command meaning chill out or calm down.
"DUDE!!! THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG"
"hide your boner."
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1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.
Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
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1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself
abreviations C your B
2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
Guy 1 - "OMG! I can't believe this! This is crazy!"
Guy 2 - "Chill your boner, its gonna be ok"
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greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.
when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
"Boner in your butt, Dave!"
"Boner in your butt, Brett!"
"Boner in your butt, Officer"
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A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
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