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When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.
Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.
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'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.
Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?
Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!
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what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating
Ill let u figure out what they are
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Take a dump on a girls chest and then titty "F" her.
Tim: yo i kicked the brooklyn bean barito on Abby last night!
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A line on a Kodak black song , roll in peace, this means that the pearson has a damaged kidney and is rolling on their side in pain, thus can also mean that their kidney was stolen by a lady of the night and they are planning to commit suicide
I can't even go to sleep
I'm rolling on a bean
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A phrase shouted in an outrageous accent of any kind when a person is surprised or impressed by something. (Yeah. It's a thing.)
Well hot bean on a pancake, Evan! Chipmunks rule!
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When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
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