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Bum hole banana bread

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020


Makes my bum go in

When something makes you feel uncomfortable, vulnerable, overwhelmed and tense eg when your uncle hugs you for *slightly* too long

My boss has just seen me on only fans and it’s totally makes my bum go in

by FatToddler March 26, 2022


Jiggabum [lazy] [bum] [jigga]

A Jiggabum , is a lazy / rude person , who thinks they have you wrapped around their finger , and can do with you what they like .

Jiggabum lazy bum jigga

My ex boyfriend was a Jiggabum , he lived in my house cost free for 2 years and still thought he could run shit ... Curtis is a Jiggabum ..

by Sasafraz87 January 29, 2009

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Bum ass Man-child

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.

He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!

by Your BM August 18, 2020

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Flame cum fire bum

The flame cum fire bum is when you drizzle gasoline in and around the anus of your partner and then light a match and put it into your urethra and proceed to butt fuck your partner.

Person 1: I’m gonna give you the flame cum fire bum
Person 2: oh god please no

by Ligma69_420 January 3, 2021

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Dress like a bum day

On October 16 everyone must wear a hoodie & joggers with slides. If you do not participate on this day, a bum will flick your lip with his dirty hands.

"Why you dressed like a bum?" "It's dress like a bum day!"

by travisscoot October 15, 2020

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my chemical bum cancer

A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc

Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.

Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"

by hair removal cream August 8, 2006

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