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When you are totally owning someone, when someone is bowing before you and then you end there pain by padding their ass to death.
* playing some counter-strike source game * oh my god I just headshotted you! I gave you daddy spanks
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Destroy my pussy daddy! Yeah! Uh! Harder! Fuuuuucckk I’m gonna squirt! 😩 oh my god ! Harder harder harder 😩 uh yes I cummed.
Fuck me daddy or I’ll suck the soul out of your giant cock
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A pair of ill fitting pants in which the crotch sags well below the knee
"those daddy pants, make you look well hung"
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You left him and he still can accept you don't want him. He will not do anything for that child because you don't want him. If you called him for some dick he gone come running. Ask him for something for his child you not gone hear back
My bitter baby daddy I will not give him this goods
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Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.
All rights go to Comito and Richie.
"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."
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used to initiate sex when the submissive wants the dominant daddy to pound, choke, spank and slap the shit out of her
"Please fuck me daddy"
"fuck the shit out of my tight little pussy and make me cum on your big cock"
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Dominic fike aka Elliott from euphoria, is very sexy just say.
“You know Elliott Euphoria?” “you mean DOMINIC FIKE? Yeah DOMINIC FIKE IS DADDY”
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