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When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.
Man, it sure was easy to deep throat that Big Banana Dick-it sailed right past my tonsils!!!
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dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
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A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
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1. The very small useless cock of a cuckold and in most cases is kept in a chastity cage. Its existence is merely to allow the cuckold to urinate and also as a symbol of his humiliation for having an inadequate cock.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.
Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.
Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL
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when one flips the skateboard with their dick. Than lands and rides away.
How to perform.
Step 1: flip board with dick
Step 2: put dick back in pants mid air
Step 3: land and ride away
Dude i just totally dick flipped the five stair!
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One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.
You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.
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as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.
“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels
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