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douche conoe

A fuck face dude who is a total prick to others and doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say.

He's such a douche conoe

by Princess_sky December 29, 2016

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douch burger

Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.

schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.

by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010

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douch fag

douch fag what a gay man uses to clean out his ass

dude josh is such a douch fag

dude nice

by IMMAFIREINMAHLAZORBLARG November 3, 2009

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Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 6, 2009

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douche pocket

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

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General Douche

Someone who can be skwallerwagged easily and has no life at all and is stupid as all hell!

there was this new kid dylan in our school and he seemed to be the biggest general douche ever! all he did was sleep, scream at kids and bitch to the teachers!

by sheeno marteenins April 17, 2008

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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI

by image969 January 18, 2008

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