Ur species eat feaces

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse

"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."

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i don't feel like eating

When you are not hungry but probably will be after everyone has already eaten.

Person 1: We are going out to eat. Wanna come?
Person 2: No. I don't feel like eating

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Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes

is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D

god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha

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a place where you can eat

Anywhere that's sweet, awesome or just a good place to be, especially in reference to a place to party or hang out.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to Chris's and smoked there.
Guy 1: Oh how was it?
Guy 2: It's a place where you can eat

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eat her out of house and home

Eat her out till shes bleeding

haha

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Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"

Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"

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like gypsy eat my crumm

1- a quote from "Borat" the movie for why he wishes to not keep two hands on the stearing wheel whilst driving

instructor- " keep two hands on the wheel at all times. "
Borat- " what, like gypsy eat my crumm? "

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