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My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere
tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date
an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..
with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!
it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)
"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"
from one bad situation to an evern worse one
Last winter, the the country came out of the frying pan and into the fire as far as weather is concerned.
When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.
My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.
To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick
Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door