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The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is
more intense-sounding.
used in music production terminology to mean a more intense, perhaps even more aggressive bassline and/or kick drum/snare
a hard trance kick with lots of energy.
hard hard is a dutch sentence when something goes very well/ is very nice
heb jij die chick gefixt? hard hard!
It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
(Verb) Killing in the manner of die hard as in Rick and Morty… crawling around vents, shooting the glass, and taping a gun to your back to get the last shot…
Are you doing a Die Hard? Yes, Die Hard walkie-talkie!!