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When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.
Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.
A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath
Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants
An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward
See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.
a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.
My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!