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when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
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I taste like trollies and that's better than lollies.
Jeff: Please taste me
Mirror: okay.
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A way of expressing disdain with a current, recently learnt past, or potential future wholly undesirable event or occurrence. Typically perceived to be such a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation for reasons behold: insufficient enthusiasm, interest, or concern; a lack of physical grace, elegance, or refinement; the culmination of preceding incompatible events or uninformed persons meeting; how one will be regarded by individuals, peers, family, a presently undefined social group, or the populace at large
They're going to be there, at the same time? Kill me now.
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To hit someone over the head with a bottle.
Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"
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ain't nothin' but a heartache
TELL ME WHY
ain't nothin' but a mistake
TELL ME WHY
I ain't never wanna hear you say
i WaNt iT tHaT wAYYyYyYYyYy
reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE tEll Me wHy
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This term is used as a way to go to someone's house.
If you wanted to go to a girl's house you would ask her to send you the addy.
(Addy is a shortened term for address)
Send me the addy, let me come through. Let me get with ya, just me and you.
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Particularly anything that has been handed down from one person to another. Preferably known as "cheap"
"Look at this dude walking into the club with these hand me down shoes on."
"Boy please, were in so much poverty right now that the closes thing you will get to Jordan's is your father's hand me downs back from class of 86'"
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