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When you stop going to those 5-7 happy hour after work parties with your colleagues.
Desk-n-dash is bad for your post-covid health
Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.
A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.
When food is served on crockery, where 'dosh' refers to the food, and 'dish' refers to the crockery.
Persson 1: "Shall we go maccies?"
Person 2: "Nah g let's get some proper dish n dosh."
Person 1: "Ay fam, you better lend me dem P's tho."
Person 2: "Apologies, man's got none dat, but I'll link you bare tokes later."
Person 1: "Say mums."
Person 2: "Mums la!"
Person 1: "Alrigh sound one."
Person 2: "Innit ma brudda!"
Wat is n tema is the best way of countering an attack made by a Tjoop or Tjoopasaurus
Everyone knows "wat is n tema" except Tjoop, he's an idiot.
Popping a pimple and eatin’ it
yoooo that kid just hit the pop n’ slop! he really ate that zit bro!
Blowing snot into a tissue and throwing it onto the table instead of in the trash.
I can't stand it when Penny does a blow-n-throw during class!