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That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.
i am a bout to blow a chunk in that bathroom
When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.
Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting
this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
When someone hypes you up just to knock you down. Just like how you blow a bubble up till it pops or you are unable to blow anymore and it deflates. Cause a bubble never lasts forever
Guy: hey my bosa said ive been doing really well think I'm gonna get a raise or do you think he was just blowing my bubble
Guy 2: nah bro he's just blowing your bubble