Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.
Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"
adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)
Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."
That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
When a person or a group of people who are into pig play engage in sexual activities in the shower with the water running.
I wanted to play with this gorgeous guy I meet at the club, but I didn't prepare or have a space to do it without getting messy, so we decided to shower play in the bathroom
when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
When you’ve been playing your electronic device all day and you don’t want to stop using it so you deal with the overheated device and continue to use it as you charge it
My iPod touch is on low battery but I really want to keep playing Temple Run, pass me the charger so I can charge play.
Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?
Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"