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Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.
Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"
Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"
1. Slang term for a high end bathroom
2. Salon which specializes in colonics
“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”
Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.
Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!
Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)
It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe
A regular corner but when you poop in it, it makes it a poop corner! Most people would say they like to eat anything but mainly popcorn in the poop corner!!
Sawyer: What are you doing Daisy?
Daisy: Just pooping and eating popcorn in the poop corner!
Sawyer: Sounds good!
The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.
You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.