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When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.
Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.
Brad: 👁👄👁
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When you’re sexually attracted to strangers but don’t really feel sexually attracted to people you know/are close with.
Xenos is the Greek word for ‘stranger’.
“Yeah I’m xenos-sexual. It’s harder for me to get turned on to someone I know but if I don’t know them I can.”
The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch
when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?
To be claiming you’re straight but still get wet from Hyuna (a female Kpop idol).
Becky’s sexual orientation is ki sexual because she claims she’s strictly straight but when seeing photos of Hyuna, she became sexually aroused and they made her boy parts bigger.
Anybody who is a huge fan of D’Angelo Russell or dickriding D’Angelo Russell. They become fans of any team D’Angelo Russell plays for. These type of individuals thinks that D’Angelo Russell is better than Michael Jordan.
“That guy is such a D’Angelo Russell Sexual!”
The act of sleeping for a long period of time after a sexual activity
yeah man the other night Jessica put me into a total sexual coma