A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.
nibba got sum real ass gucci snakes
You have real gucci snakes
Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.
Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister
Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."
Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors
bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014
Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them
Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)