Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

gucci snake

nibba got sum real ass gucci snakes

You have real gucci snakes

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.

dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister

Snake in a bottle

a penis inside a vagina

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."

blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors

bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014

Kiss your snake

Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them

Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)